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RWBY Speculations

SPOILERS!!!!!!

Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!

There.  I’ve said it.  A lot.  If you haven’t received the message by now then you’re not going to.  This post contains major spoilers for RoosterTeeth’s animated web series RWBY, which is a fantasy story set in a cyberpunkish world.  If you’ve not watched this remarkable series through the end of Volume 3, then DO NOT READ ON PAST THIS PARAGRAPH.  So many surprises will be ruined for you.  Go watch RWBY Volume 1 – 3 immediately, either on Netflix, here on youtube, or here on the RoosterTeeth site.  In my opinion, it’s the best show around right now, in spite of its anime presentation.  (In general, I don’t really get into anime, but I’m a sucker for a great story, good characters, imaginative setting, etc., no matter the format.  RWBY definitely has all of those things.)  I assure you, it is well worth your time.  And best of all, it’s family friendly, so nearly anyone can watch it.  If you’ve seen any of RoosterTeeth’s other shows, you know how much of a surprise that is.  I’ll be doing a series of posts over RWBY for the next several weeks, partly to keep myself distracted from the fact that Volume 4 won’t begin until sometime in autumn.

This is the point of no return.  Turn back now unless you enjoy ruining good stories for yourself.

So the first thing I’ll mention is this: Yes, these posts on RWBY are super late.  RWBY Volume 3 has been finished for some time now, and other people have likely hashed through all of this stuff.  But I started on the first volume of RWBY about three months ago, so until recently I’ve been way behind the actual airing of the show.  I literally just watched Volume 3 when it was released on Blu-ray/DVD a few weeks ago.  So don’t get your panties in a wad if I repeat things you’ve read many times before.  This is a simple rundown of things that my friends and I have wondered/discussed/argued/violently-shouted-obscenities about over the last couple of weeks.

Why don’t we jump in with the most soul-crushing moment?  I am, of course, talking about the death of Pyrrha Nikos.  I mean, this was the climax of the show to this point, and it’s definitely the scene that everyone is obsessed with, for a multitude of reasons that we’ll delve into later. (Not at all because it left the majority of the audience curled up in the fetal position and blubbering for two hours).  Pyrrha was my favorite character in the show, which is saying something, because RWBY is chockfull of great characters.  Watching her die in what is easily the coldest, most brutal death scene RoosterTeeth has yet presented was gut-wrenching to say the least, and it had me in a nearly comatose state for a good two hours after the credits rolled.

There’s a lot to discuss here, beginning with the question that everyone keeps arguing about.

Is Pyrrha really dead?

My answer?  Yes, she’s really dead.  Hard as that is to hear, it seems pretty clear to me.  For one thing, I kind of want her to be dead.  Let me explain.  So many great shows have slowly lost their ability to generate emotional impact precisely because they create an atmosphere where death scenes are not often final. (Yes, I’m looking at you Buffy.)  Nothing drives the emotional impact of a story quite like a sense of finality, and if the audience responds like this: *Shrugs* “Eh, they’ll be back.”  You’ve got a problem.  To put it bluntly, I love Pyrrha – she’s my favorite.  But if RoosterTeeth brings her back, it will definitely set a precedent for the show that I won’t be entirely happy with.

Now, as to why I think she is dead, I’ll address some of the issues my group of RWBY-watching compatriots have brought up to question whether she’s “really gone.”

Issue #1) That wasn’t Pyrrha fighting Cinder, it was an illusion of Pyrrha conjured by a repentant Emerald.

Nope.  Sorry guys and gals.  This one is not going to fly with me.  This entire theory is based on the single line Emerald utters in Volume 3, Chapter 10 after Cinder revels in the chaos of the grimm attack on Vale.  Emerald, with admittedly sorrowful looking features, states: “It’s almost sad.”

Really?

Guys, come on.  So a baddie makes one statement of pseudo regret, and we take that to mean that ten minutes later she betrays her leader’s masterplan?  A masterplan, might I add, that took great lengths of time and astronomical amounts of effort to bring to fruition?  Emerald has never shown any compassion in the past, but the fact that RoosterTeeth gave her such a line does make her seem more realistic as a character.  It does not, however, suggest that suddenly she has repented of all her evil ways.  IF such a theory were to be what Miles Luna and Kerry Shawcross (the writers) intended, they would have built up a bit more of an inner struggle within Emerald’s character arc prior to the Cinder/Pyrrha showdown.  Now, it could be a sign that they are taking Emerald’s character that direction in the future, but the fact that she regrets the deaths of hundreds (maybe thousands) of people as the price of their machinations just makes her seem like, you know, a realistic villain instead of a completely evil villain with relatively little depth.

Conclusion:  Sorry, fellow Pyrrha-lovers.  I feel you, but that was indeed Pyrrha who was fighting Cinder, not an illusion copy made by Emerald.

Issue #2) Pyrrha didn’t “die,” she evaporated into cinders.

This is an argument that I will give some credence. It actually has some decent evidence to back it up, and, in my opinion, it carries the most weight of all the theories in denial over Pyrrha’s death.  Basically, proponents of this theory are saying that Pyrrha has become incorporeal or has been captured – citing that Pyrrha disintegrated into sparkly ash instead of falling dead at Cinder’s feet.  I know that doesn’t make sense, but hear me out.  Now, what’s the evidence? First and foremost, while there hasn’t been a lot of visible “on screen” death in the show so far, the deaths that have been seen look just like you would expect.  No flickering away into little wisps.  No glowing disintegration.  (This is excepting the grimm, of course.  They do disintegrate upon death.  I’m speaking of sentient deaths, specifically humans and faunis.)  Everyone who has died on screen thus far has done exactly what you would expect them to do: crumple to the ground and remain there.  Pyrrha on the other hand, is struck by Cinder’s arrow and literally dissolves from the point of impact.  This is unprecedented in the show so far, so it carries some credibility.  On top of that, consider Cinder’s enigmatic “Add her to the list” quote from Volume 2 (speaking about Pyrrha) and you have an interesting concept.  So far, the writers have yet to reveal what Cinder was talking about.  And finally: Ospin is missing.  Missing.  Not dead.  That is made very clear following his encounter with Cinder.  Even Salem is addressing him at the end of Volume 3, so he’s clearly still around somewhere.  He didn’t defeat Cinder in combat, it’s unlikely he ran away, and even if he did, wouldn’t he get in contact with Qrow or Goodwitch?  It’s possible that he was captured by Cinder, and that is why Salem is addressing him as if he is standing right next to her.  If Oz was captured, then it would follow that Pyrrha could have been captured in a similar manner, and was “transferred” to Salem’s location through an unknown power that Cinder possesses – a power which transfers her in disintegrated form to Salem, where she is reconstituted.  After all, those floating cinders of ash do spring up often when Cinder uses her powers.

Like I said, it’s the most persuasive theory, but I still don’t buy it.  First of all, yes, no one has yet died by disintegration, but Pyrrha is the first to be killed in such a manner.  (I know Amber was killed by one of Cinder’s arrows, but her death does not linger on screen, so we don’t know if she disintegrates or not.)  More importantly, Pyrrha is the first person to be killed by Cinder since she acquired the powers of Fall.  It could be an effect of the Fall Maiden powers mixed with Cinder’s penchant for scorching her opponents.  As for Cinder’s quote from Volume 2, she could have simply been referring to opponents they (Cinder, Mercury, Emerald) would need to keep an eye on or prepare for or possibly just deal with to get them out of the way.  It’s possible she even was referring to the fact that Pyrrha could be used as a means to further agitate the situation they planned to create during the Vytal Festival Tournament.  If so, they undoubtedly succeeded.  The Oz theory is neat, but ultimately unfounded in anything but speculation at this point.  Also, I’ll put up another post later on Ospin and where I believe he is.  Suffice it to say, I don’t believe he was captured by Salem.  As such, Salem was not addressing him as he stood right next to her (in captivity), but she is addressing him from a distance, as she seems to have done at the very beginning of Volume 1.  More on that will also be discussed later in the post on Ospin.  Finally, the ash could simply be a visual effect of Cinder’s powers, much like the rose petals that spawn around Ruby.  Why does Pyrrha actually disintegrate?  Well, Cinder just recently had become incredibly powerful.  It stands to reason that her abilities had been amplified to the point that they had such an effect on her target.

Ultimately, it’s a fairly well-constructed theory.  I would only be slightly surprised to find in Volume 4 that some or all of it is true.  However, I can’t really get behind it at this time – still a bit short on compelling evidence for me.

Issue #3) Jaune’s semblance will be revealed later in the show as a resurrection ability.  Then, he will raise Pyrrha from the dead.

I am still uncertain how anyone thinks this is plausible.  We’ve been given a few hints as to what Jaune’s semblance might be, but there has been literally nothing to suggest that he’ll be able to raise others from the dead. Plus, that would strike me as a bit of a deus ex machina on the part of the writers, which I don’t believe Kerry and Miles will stoop to.  I think there are a couple options as to what his semblance will be, but they will have to wait for a later post.  Suffice it to say, resurrection is not one of them.  Conclusion: This is the wishful thinking of die-hard Pyrrha fans who are desperately trying to convince themselves she’s not gone for good.

Issue #4) Why she died: Pyrrha’s death is a crucial plot point for RWBY character development.

I won’t go into much detail here since I plan on making this the topic of my next post, but this is one of the major reasons why I feel Pyrrha’s death was final.  It facilitates crucial change in many character arcs that I believe Monty Oum, Kerry, and Miles had in mind from the beginning of the show’s creation.  Obviously, this was a huge event in many of the character’s lives, and it’s going to lead to some serious change, especially for Jaune and Ruby.

Once again, as sad as I am to say it, I think Pyrrha is dead for good.

Whew, that got to be a rather long post!  Stay tuned, next time I’ll be back with a look at the effect Pyrrha’s death will have on the characters and the show as a whole.

What do you think?  Am I wrong? Or am I right?  Is Pyrrha actually dead?  Join the discussion, and let me know what you think is going on in Remnant as we await Volume 4!

Ironheart on Sale for $.99

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

Ahem.

Ironheart: The Primal Deception is on sale for the next few days on amazon at only $0.99!  Good people, that is less than what is spent on even the most frivolous of things, and also equal in price to the most serious of things, such as the delicious deep-fried goodness of the items on a McDonald’s dollar menu.  So unless you are saving every last possible dollar for sweet calorie accumulating fries and mini-hamburgers (a perfectly legitimate way to approach the saving of money, in my humble opinion), consider plopping a measly dollar down on the altar of literature.  You’ll be purchasing hours of enjoyment for less change than most people ignore on the sidewalk every day, not to mention supporting an independent author in the process!

Of course, if you think it’s both likely and deplorable that I’ll just spend your hard-earned money on a small fry, then you are correct on both counts.  Feel free to send me a picture of the finger instead.

If, on the other hand, you decide to sacrifice that highly prized dollar to the kindle gods and read Ironheart, please post a review on amazon.  No matter your opinion, I’d like to know your thoughts so I can improve my dollar-menu-income-generating projects.

Ask the Alien – 5/15/16 – Genre Mashing with Dakota Kemp

BQB addresses the genre-mashing conundrum…

Bookshelf Battle

By: Alien Jones, Intergalactic Correspondent

shutterstock_124337023 copy “Hmm yes. Hot steampunk chicks with big cannons. I dig it.”

Greetings Earth Losers.

The Esteemed Brainy One here.  The intergalactic trade war over irregular pants continues, but alas, I have done all I can. I have since moved on to Dromodo, where the beings are fighting over the right to marry.

I have heard you humans have been squabbling over that right yourselves (i.e. who should and shouldn’t be allowed to marry) but the Dromodons have a different kind of fight going on.

None of them want to get married ever again.  The government wants to hitch everyone up in forced marital bliss whereas the Dromodons just want to chill out and let their freak flags fly.

That’s what they call their genitals. “Freak flags.”  Very disgusting. Just take my word for it. You don’t want me posting any pictures of that nonsense.

Anyway…

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New Results

I woke up this morning and my brain exploded.

Ironheart has hit #1 in the Teen and Young Adult Steampunk category on amazon, and #2 in Steampunk Science Fiction!  (By the way, the screenshot above is from last night and was provided by a friend.  It’s a little out of date.  Ironheart has since moved up in those categories.  I’ve got to figure out how to do some of this stuff.)  Seeing Ironheart ranked above Jim Butcher’s – the JIM BUTCHER – Cinder Spires nearly sent me into convulsions.

Thank you so much to everyone who participated in Ironheart‘s release!  You guys and gals are wonderful, and without you, writing books would be a gigantic exercise in futility.  Every single one of you has my heartfelt gratitude.

Early Results for Opening Day

I am very tired, but I’m also ecstatic.  If you didn’t know, those two things mixing together lead to a sleep-deprived feeling of euphoria.

Peeps, if I was not totally technology illiterate, I would post a screenshot to go along with this announcement.  Ironheart just hit #1 in Children’s Steampunk on amazon!  Finally edged out Philip Pullman’s The Golden Compass.

In addition, it is also now at #2 in Teen and Young Adult Steampunk, which is also awesome.  (I’ve heard it said that they don’t give medals for almost, but sometimes they do.  It’s called silver.)

What I’m trying to say…is that you all did it.  I know every author says it, but I’m going to say it too.  And when I say it, it’s actually true.

I have the best readers in the world.

 

Ironheart Update

Alright everyone.  Currently, Ironheart is sitting at #5 in the YA Steampunk category, just behind Philip Pullman’s popular His Dark Materials trilogy and one other book.  Let’s push it up to number one!

And for everyone who has purchased a copy of Ironheart today, you have my heartfelt thanks.  You guys are the best!

If you haven’t picked up Ironheart for $2.99, you can still get a copy here to help boost its rank!

Ironheart Launch Day

Hello Everyone!  Today is launch day for my newest novel, Ironheart: The Primal Deception.  If you enjoy my stories or if you’d just like to support an artist’s endeavors, go to amazon.com to buy Ironheart on kindle.  I’m trying for a big release launch in an effort to get more exposure on amazon by landing on a bestseller list or two.  Every sale helps boost book rank tremendously, and Ironheart is only $2.99, less than a cup of coffee!  As of right now, there is not yet a paperback version.  Ironheart is only available on kindle.  But, like most books, it is far cheaper in its digital form than in its physical form ($2.99 as opposed to something like $14), and it is easy to buy and read kindle books – even if you don’t own a kindle!  If you’d like to help make this book launch a success, just follow these simple steps:

1) Download the Kindle Reading App on your computer or smartphone (if you don’t have a kindle). 2) Purchase Ironheart soon (a spike in sales is important to get Ironheart on high profile lists). You can purchase Ironheart here. 3) Spread the word!

There is no way for me to express how grateful I am for all the support I’ve received other than to say it in simple words.  Thank you for everything!  I appreciate it.

Now, let’s make Ironheart‘s launch a success!